Okay, as you know, Jason Advokez, a poser, a fake, a celebrity of all girlkind was recently mauled by a gorilla as he trekked through the Amazon in search of an interesting mountain to take a snapshot of. He was an avid hiker who lived taking photos of hills, mountains, and any sort of natural elevation. He had one child, by the name of Rosie, who has been so deeply saddened that she even posted her second father's death as her status on Facebook. Sabrina Fresker-Advokez, his equally fake, and poserish ex-wife, who divorced him has shown no signs of depression.
Well, here's something to think about: Fake posers never die. They're legacy lives on.
We will mourn hard. Oh, and also there's a girl named Jasmine Sharma. I told her who he was.
-Stella, Esee, And, and Roxy
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